Saturday, January 31, 2009

RA#3: "Gotta Be Honest With Ya, It'll Make Your Sex Life Awesome"



To add an extra bit of intrigue to this assignment, I brought my fiancee Holly with me to the 24 Hour Fitness by her apartment. I had no idea just how intriguing it would get...

WATCO and Enthymeme

What are the consequences of joining 24 Hour Fitness on the quality of your sex life?

24 Hour Fitness is the best gym to enhance your sex life because the quality of 24 Hour Fitness' cardio classes provides increased stamina and endurance in both partners.

Audience

Any married or engaged couple who wants to be in better shape in order to perform better in bed.

Goal

Get a long-term 24 Hour Fitness membership for both me and Holly so we can sign up for at least one of their cardio classes, particularly the 24 Hour Tease (TM) class (where available).

How?

Our guide, Karyl, teaches a hip-hop class at the Provo 24 Hour Fitness location. Once she found out we're engaged, she made it clear that the cardio classes would make our sex better (once we got married). Since it is something Holly and I will start soon, it made the argument very relevant to us.

Without going into too much detail, Karyl explained how her dance classes were a fun way for her and her husband to "build stamina and endurance" by strengthening heart/lungs. Makes sense to us. Her personal experience also made this argument more credible.

Karyl really focused on Holly's confidence by introducing the 24 Hour Tease (TM) class. Karyl showed us the class description on their website. Briefly, this "electrifying" class would allow Holly to "get in touch with [her] inner diva, while taking off pounds, extra clothing and even some inhibitions to reveal a healthier, fit body."

Since they don't offer this class in Utah, Karyl asked us our hometowns to see if they offered the class there. I'm from here, but she's from Southern California, and sure enough, they offer 24 Hour Tease (TM) in her hometown, West Covina. In any case, a long-term membership would allow her to take this class once we moved out of Utah.

Effective

Karyl was very effective. Even though the whole sex thing was pretty frank/blunt, it did strike a chord with both of us. We're both somewhat overweight, and in about four months or so we'll be having sex, and Karyl wanted us to have as good an experience as possible.

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